The year we collectively sang our faces off

Well, well, well. Look who showed up to warm up.

YOU. 

All 5,968 of you from 59 different countries.

Whether you were sipping oat milk in L.A. or belting arias in your Berlin walk-up, you brought your voices to the party.

Let’s take a look back at the highlights, shall we?

📦 5,282 Singing / Straws Sold

That’s 5,282 vocal folds being gently herded into alignment like caffeinated sheep.

We hope you’re hydrating. 

We hope you’re bubbling.

We hope you haven’t lost your carrying pouch.

⏱️ 2.3 Million Warm-Up Minutes

That’s approximately:

• 4.3 years of singing (don’t fact check that)

• 87,000 renditions of “Defying Gravity”

• 14 existential crises mid-glide

And yet, you persisted. 

Even when the high notes got judgy.

🌍 59 Countries Served

Honestly, that’s more than we expected.

Shout out to our international fam proving that great technique transcends time zones, languages, and questionable WiFi.

👏 Top Seller: The PRO

If Celine Dion was a straw, she’d be this one.

The PRO swept the charts and your cart checkouts.

She’s sleek. 

She’s balanced. 

She probably journals.

🩵 6 Years in Business

Since 2019, we’ve been obsessed with helping you stop guessing and start singing smarter.

This year? 

We launched our app.

(And we only cried four times during development.)

✨ Our Favorite Reviews

Scott, Emilio, Walter, Mary, Candice… we see you.

You made us feel like Taylor on an album drop. 

If Taylor sold singing straws.

Your love notes were everything. 

Except anonymous.

Please leave your name next time.

So... What Now?

Well, the countdown is ON. 

Because just-in-time holiday shipping ends 12/18.

Order now to get your Singing / Straw (or someone else's!) under the tree in time.

And because we love to feel generous without having to bake cookies for anyone: you can use code GIFT20 to receive 20% off your next purchase.

Your vocal folds deserve it. 

Your holiday stress does not.

Order your set now before the sleigh takes off

Thanks for making 2025 sound so dang good.

Here’s to another year of radically kind singing, fewer pitch spirals, and stronger, more supported sounds, one straw at a time.

Happy Holidays,

Team Singing / Straw™